Declan… are you aware of this?
Declan… are you aware of this?
Of course they make whiskey flavored lube now. OF COURSE THEY DO.
The sex toy industry is a 15 billion-dollar enterprise with a 30 percent growth rate. There are a lot of new products on the market. One such product penetrated our inbox last night. It is called Whiskey Dick. As per the release, “EpicMealTime’s whiskeylube is water based, hand crafted and proudly Made in America. The gold standard of booze-flavored massage oils, it’s aged four years in white oak casks and guarantees a velvety-smooth finish.” Whiskeylube, it occurs to me, doesn’t seem like an idea that popped up while a bunch of lady-friends were sitting around their book club, drinking chard and discussing Little House on the Prarie. “Fuck, girls,” said Larissa, “I want to get fucked with a dick that stinks like alcohol.” “I hear ya, sister,” replied Clara, “but it has got to be aged four years in white oak casks.” (Clearly I haven’t been invited to any book clubs since I was eight years old.) But don’t most sexual aids and/or practices begin in the mind of a clueless man? The answer is yes. We’ve chosen some of the most obvious.
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Yay geeks!
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Word, this is going to be one crazy bill. Two Cow Garage is the kind of country punk we need more of in this town. Think Lucero meets The Lawrence Arms. Just fwo-fisted, gritty, Springsteen with more Midwest and dirt.
HEY LOOK!
The Andrew J Reimers Country-Punk Extravaganza! is playing this show now. They’re a beloved Buffalo 5-piece ready to (finally!) make their Rochester debut, and what could be a better bill to put them on?
I’ve been working hard and have an entirely new set. New songs, new voice, same sexy me. You know you’re excited to check this out.
Also, I’ll have free prints and shit to give away, and we might even make some big announcements about Instant Album 3 at the show!
You’re not going to see another lineup like this in Rochester this summer, so keep reblogging the flyer and bring your friends out. It’s gonna be a serious party.
Holy crow, folks, ROCKY VOTOLATO is coming to The Bug Jar.
Yeah… for serious!
Sunday, May 20th.
8 pm
BE THERE ON TIME! He’s going to wrap up by midnight!
$12 (presale: http://bugjar.musictoday.com/BugJar/moreInfo.aspx?event=148044&outlet=191)
$14/$16 at the doors
Click-through link to the Facebook event.
FRIDAY NIGHT!!!!!
One roll 35 mm, black and white. One roll 120 mm color. One gorgeous day!
Aaaand, Exitmusic was just selected by NPR's Picks of the Week (4/23 - 4/29)... -
Just sayin’…. You might want to check these guys out.
6/15/12
Bug Jar
$8/$10
8 pm
Debut LP dropping May 22nd.
BLOW
THIS
S%#T
UP!
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smoothbrightwhite asked: hey tim! glad you're interested! the show is at the hungerford for the month of june. opening first friday of june, and there will be a closing reception. travis is playing a show at some point, and another musician as well. i'll keep you posted!
Oh, sweetness! I’d love to make it on the night Trav plays. Definitely keep me in the loop!
Alyssa, get me the scoop on the exhibition; I want to catch this!Photograph from Alyssa Marzolf’s series Centralia.
please come to the “My Apocalypse” exhibition in Rochester, NY this June!!!
do it!
Donde esta la Tupacabra?
Esta aqui!
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FRIDAY NIGHT @ The Bug Jar
The Rice Cakes - Providence, RI
http://thericecakes.bandcamp.com/
Abandoned Buildings Club - ROC
http://www.reverbnation.com/abandonedbuildingsclub
White Woods - ROC
http://www.myspace.com/whitewoodsmusic
Buckets - ROC
8 pm
$7/$9
Wish I had been there earlier!Last night got weird (Taken with instagram)
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